Put a Smile on Everyone's Face;
Love in Everyone's Heart;
Energy in Everyone's Body; and
Be a Positive Force in Everyone's Life.
This is the mantra of the Kit Cat Cult (I swear I did not make this up). It appears in every copy of the newsletter, on the store displays, on the boxes the clocks come in, and on the backs of the fan club membership cards. Members of the fan club must swear to live by this creed to the best of their ability. I tried to, but I never understood the "Energy in Everyone's Body" thing.