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With a family line like the Garlicks, there was little doubt that Debbie was destined for greatness. The Garlick family has always sported a gift, a brilliance of thought which manifests itself in the eager eyes, the full pouty lips, the insane stare. Little is known of the ancient Garlicks... some say that they hail from Scotland, but others contend that they come from Italy. At any rate, the first recorded Garlick was St. Deborah Garlick of Brussels (default image), who was said to have plucked a feather from the Holy Spirit so she could write in her Sacred Book. It is not known what she wrote in this Book, but her martyrdom at the hands of a flock of angry white doves shows her as someone willing to die for what she believes in.

Abraham Garlick, little known president of the United States. He came from a vast line of "Garlic Barons" but was ousted from office when it was learned that he had abolished slavery for everyone but his own garlic plantation.

Vincent Van Garlick, Debbie's great-great-great grandfather, was one of the first artists to mutilate his body for the sake of a prostitute. Unfortunately, he was unable to urinate afterwards and drowned a week later in his own bodily wastes.

During the 1930's, Debbie's grandmother was one of Norman Rockwell's favorite models, and one can clearly see the family resemblence in the painting "A Young Man's Fancy: Garlick" from the Saturday Evening Post.

Debbie's great-grandfather Samuel lent his face to this famous image. At the time "Uncle Sam Garlick" appeared, young men were hypnotized by his leer and found themselves signing up for the army in record numbers.

Whether on the front lines or on the home front, the Garlick family did their best for the Allies during World War II. Captain Jake Garlick was said to be able to scare the enemy into surrendering with his menacing scowl. Rosie Garlick had the unfortunate job of rivet catcher in one of the many aircraft factories of Detroit.

Sharp-eyed comic book fans probably remember Debbie from her stint as a pitch woman for The Consumer Gazette, a "how to get free samples by mail" scam.

Here Salvador Dali mimics Debbie's trademark "Garlick Stare" during one of their many surreal evenings together in the 1970's. Charles Manson was also a big fan of Debbie's leer, but he was not available for comment.

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A1 Wastepaper Co.
33, Shipbrook Road,
Rudheath, Northwich
Cheshire, CW9 7EX
U.K.

Aardvark Studios
PO Box 542913,
Dallas, TX 75354-2913, USA

Boek 861
Apartado 861
43080 Tarragona
Spain

R. F. Côté
12465, Ave de Troyes
Quebec, Qc
G2A 3C9
Canada

Crazy Re'
the Creative Eye studio
17827 Denker Avenue
Gardena, CA 90248, USA

Dragonfly Dream
7 Vuelta Maria
Santa Fe, NM 87501, USA

Junior Miss Junkyard / Impasto Post (New)
PO Box 112
Grand Isle, VT 05458

Kobb Laboratories
PO Box 30231
Pensacola, FL 32503-1231, USA

Jean Kusina
810 Clinton St
Fremont, OH 43420, USA

Maaike de Laat
Nieuwstraat 95A
9724 KJ Groningen
The Netherlands

Pierpaolo Limongelli
Via G. Oberdan 20/F
I-70043 Monopoli (BA)
Italy

Loco
1-1-10 Koshienguchi
Nishinomiya 663-8113
Japan

Albert Mallard
101 Bouverie Rd
Stoke Newington
London N16 OAD
England

PJM
PO Box 2632
Bellingham, WA 98227-2632 USA

Henk Van Ooijen
Vlinderveen 258
3205 EJ
Spykenisse, Holland

Clemente Padin
Castilla C. Central 1211
Montevideo, Uruguay

Barry Edgar Pilcher
Ravens Cottage
Inishfree Upper
Burton Port
Nr Letterkenny
County Donegal
Ireland

Pimple
PO Box 1464
Concord, NH 03302-1464

Jesse Reklaw
Nondairy Publishing
PO Box 200206
New Haven, CT 06520, USA

Dr. Surearts
20 17th Ave South
St Cloud, MN 56301-4123, USA

J.C. Synthetics
49 Clifford Road
Ipswich, Suffolk IP4 1PJ
U.K.

Sztuka Fabryka
c/o De Decker Geert
Kerkstraat 290
9140 Tielrode,
Belgium

Kale W.
1245 M.L.King Way
Berkeley, CA 94709 USA

Karen Wood
PO Box 756
Big Bear Lake, CA
92315-0756, USA

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